TGIF

It's Friday!!! Yeah! Enjoy these funny bumper stickers!

• There are 3 kinds of people those who can count and those who can’t
  
• How fast was I going, officer? Not fast enough, I guess….
  
• I thought I was indecisive; now I’m not so sure.
  
• Squirrels - nature’s speed bumps
  
• Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them
  
• Do Not Wash- this Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test
  
• Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
  
• What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
  
• I’m always late: My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower
  
• First National Bank of Dad. Sorry, closed
  
• In dog years, I’m dead.
  
• (On a motorcycle) If you can read this, my wife fell off.
  
• Driver carries no cash, he’s married.
  
• There are 2 types of pedestrians the quick and the dead.
  
• If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
  
• Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  
• Honk if you love peace and quiet
  
• I like cats! They taste like chicken
  
• If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving ain’t for you.
  
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  
• Caution! I drive like you do!