Monday, March 30, 2009
The teens making the shape of Pastor Jon
Monday, March 23, 2009
Read and Share DVD - Volume 1
Share the joy and wonder of God's Word with the children in your life.
Thirteen essential lessons of scripture starring the Bible's best-known characters. The Read And Share™ Bible on DVD combines an enchanting art style with a warm narrator and gentle musical underscore to transport kids back to Biblical times. The bite-size vignettes are perfect for the attention span of little ones, and give parents maximum flexibility to fit any time-frame.
Stories include: The Beginning, Adam & Eve, The Flood, Abram, Isaac & Rebekah, Jacob & Esau, Rachel, Jacob & God, John the Baptist, Jesus is Born, Jesus is Tempted, Jesus Love Children, and One Lost Sheep.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Brush my teeth!
2. What makes mom happy?
Being a good boy in school
3. What makes mom sad?
Disobeying in school
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
When you do this .... then Mj moves his arms up and down
5. What was your mom like as a child?
you had a bow in your hair like Cleo in Clifford (WHAT?!!?!?!)
6. How old is your mom?
29 (I can't lie to him he really does know)
7. How tall is your mom?
5 ft. (Wow! he really does listen when I'm talking to him!)
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Clean (LOL!!! Ok, I am laughing so hard at this one!!!)
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Have some quiet time and play wii fit (He's right on that one too!)
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
cleaning (ROFL!!!! Ok, I must really clean alot!!)
11. What is your mom really good at?
12. What is your mom not very good at?
Mancala (a game)
13. What does your mom do for a job?
To wash the dishes and clean the house and take the trash can out and give the baby food. (This one makes me laugh to!!)
14.What is your mom's favorite food?
15.What makes you proud of your mom?
Cleaning my bed for me.... like a big job I have to do.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
17. What do you and your mom do together?
Play games and wii
18. How are you and your mom the same?
Our hair and eyes and skin are the same. Oh wait! Our eye brows are the same. And we both have eyelashes and fingers.
19. How are you and your mom different?
You are bigger than me and you have a big nose and bigger ears! (What?!?! I have a big nose!!!!)
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
She takes care of me and never lets me go out into the dangerous woods! (ROFL!)
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
You think he's cute! (LOL - I must say this alot!)
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Co-op. (Well, I do get to socialize with adults for 2 hours! I guess this could be my favorite place to go)
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Original Author Unknown
If you give a mom a muffin, She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer, She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook ("101 Things To Do With a Pound of Hamburger").
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The check book is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old's diaper.
While she is changing the diaper, the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember she wants to phone a friend for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are...
If she has a cup of coffee, Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.