It's Friday!!! Yeah! Enjoy these funny bumper stickers!
- There are 3 kinds of people those who can count and those who can’t
- How fast was I going, officer? Not fast enough, I guess….
- I thought I was indecisive; now I’m not so sure.
- Squirrels - nature’s speed bumps
- Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them
- Do Not Wash- this Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
- I’m always late: My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower
- First National Bank of Dad. Sorry, closed
- In dog years, I’m dead.
- (On a motorcycle) If you can read this, my wife fell off.
- Driver carries no cash, he’s married.
- There are 2 types of pedestrians the quick and the dead.
- If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Honk if you love peace and quiet
- I like cats! They taste like chicken
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving ain’t for you.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Caution! I drive like you do!
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